lozenger8:

Having read way too many fics in which Stiles’ response to the idea of him and Scott being romantically/sexually linked is, “ewww gross”, I want someone to write a fic in which the following sort of exchange occurs:

[Character of choice] “For a second there I thought you and Scott were getting it on.”

Stiles: “That’d be the hottest ever and you know it.”

[Indeterminate amount of time later, Stiles is staring into the middle distance.]

Stiles: “Scott and I, me and Scott. Huh.”

[More time, more thinking about it.]

Stiles: “Seriously, why aren’t we a thing?”

[Character of choice] “I was only joking.”

Stiles: “I’m not.”